Wednesday, I cried.
I was sitting poolside, feverishly refreshing Twitter on my phone, waiting to see if Proposition 8 would be declared illegal, and (perhaps more poetically) see if there was still some sanity left in …

1. As a youngin, I was obsessed with the Free Willy movies. To the point where not only did I have them memorized, but I would read every whale book that came my way. My …

I was born to be an asshole. I’ve been walking around this planet for twenty six years and this statement could be my ultimate truth. Stamp it on my tombstone. I never did well in …