1. As a youngin, I was obsessed with the Free Willy movies. To the point where not only did I have them memorized, but I would read every whale book that came my way. My …

Part 1. Tilly Eats Tourists
It was well past last call. I was well past possessing the ability to recite my ABC’s in either direction, walk a straight line, or touch my nose with any body part. …

Ok ,so it’s 3:40am on thursday morning and yes, ginger is trasssssssssssssssssshed. anyway, Ingrid just said something fantastically humurous and i think, yes, i might have, piddled a little and i just noticed i’m drinking Bacardi …