When she’s not out fighting crime with the homemade F-16 she engineered in her loft overlooking Dark City (Asbury Park, for those of you with no sense of history), Tornado Allie can be found at the Ladies Knitting Circle and Baccarat Club of Greater Monmouth County.

She loves martinis, but prefers women; Has a degree from … See Morethe Szhuy-Wen School of Ninjatic Arts, an honorary doctorate from Georgetown for her work in the field of Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Planning, and coined the phrase “If you’re going to cry, you should go outside.”

She can’t stand it when Gillford, her butler, mis-parks her collection of classic italian and american race cars. It’s Bugatti first, Ferrari second, Cadillac third…imbecile.

Tornado Allie can tell when your are lying to her by using a combination of echolocation and ESP. God bless the dolphins that gave their lives for her hybrid brain.

She is currently attending school to become The Graphic Designer. Yes, proper noun.