Four days ago, ABCNews.com reported that two senior girls at a San Diego high school had been awarded the titles of Homecoming King and Queen.
First of all, YAY FOR THEM!  And second of all, how cute …

We lesbians are NOTORIOUS for getting attached immediately.  As the infamous saying goes, “first date sex, second date U-Haul.”  Unfortunately there is a whole grey area for stage-5 Clingers,  a term that’s used best to describe someone who gets …