It’s that time of year again…when we all get excited about…VD! No, not the itchy rash your friends warned you about when you told them you were going to L-Bar; I’m talking about Valentine’s Day! I hate hallmark holidays, but Valentine’s has always been cute and fun for me. In honor of that special day on which we choose to celebrate some good, good lovin’, I’ve created what might be the world’s greatest panty-dropping playlist of all time.  It is EXACTLY one hour long – to the minute – which means you can throw it on your iPod without losing your “Betty’s Greatest Hits”. Just kidding, Betty doesn’t have a greatest anything. And if you were just like “Oh, thank god cause I can’t live without slappin’ my knees to some octopus-head cello jammin”, please break one of your collectible Winnie the Pooh plates over your face and slit your wrists with the pieces. Thanks. Without any further ado, here’s the music you’ll be putting on repeat for a few hours.

I’m going to try to hear each song 5 or six times…

Burn in this order:

Infinity by The XX

Music to Fuck To by Portishead

Gay Sons of Lesbian Mothers by Kaki King

Teardrop by Massive Attack

Turnaroundturnmeon by Sean Hayes

Glory Box by Portishead

Can Anyone Who Has Heard This Music Really Be A Bad Person? by Kaki King

Change of Heart by El Perro del Mar

Honey Honey by Feist

Love Like a Sunset (Pt 1) by Phoenix

The Fire by Imogen Heap

All I Need by Air

OPTIONAL ADD-ONS

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

Heart of Darkness by Sparklehorse

Got any more songs? Add them in the comments section below!