You Are What You Eat, And You Can Eat Sh*t
Stay with me here, this one’s a haymaker.
Perhaps you are who you associate with. Which would mean a great number of you are soul-sucking, life-failing, unstable, alcoholic, girlfriend-beaters. That seems to be the career choice among certain circles in the New Jersey LGBT community. Fuck you with a rusty railroad tie if you don’t like hearing the truth. If misery is what you like, then step right up and grab a box of wine. Drink the entire thing and after you’ve vomited everywhere BUT the bathroom, start stirring shit with your closest friends. Trust me, those bitches LIVE to be alienated. Then get behind the wheel of your car and wrap it around the stationary object of your choice, walking away unscathed, but satisfied with the knowledge that you could have killed yourself or someone else.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Why is domestic abuse, paired with alcoholism so prevalent in the LGBT community? I’ll take your comments below.