Is it wrong … that I want to punch the closest bitch in the face?
Is it wrong … that I think your mom is hot and want to tie her to the bedpost?
Is it wrong …

Ok ,so it’s 3:40am on thursday morning and yes, ginger is trasssssssssssssssssshed. anyway, Ingrid just said something fantastically humurous and i think, yes, i might have, piddled a little and i just noticed i’m drinking Bacardi …

I’m so glad Salon.com exists. I finally have a forum vast enough to express my WTF-ness with the outre Japanese vagstrosity called The Rabbit. Up until about a year and a half ago, …

My first story falls more into the humorous category; I’ll leave Ginger to the cringe-worthy ones, since she does seem to have some doozies.
I wasn’t even out of the closet yet. I hadn’t a clue …

I’ll start by telling about my first horrific sexual encounter. I was about twenty.  I had met this girl “Lauren” online, and one night I was bored and we decided to meet up.  I …

…and other tales of childhood neglect.

Part 1.
When I was growing up, my mother insisted that school was not a fashion show. Apparently, school was an English equestrian competition because those stirrup pants were pretty …

After frustrating myself to the point of tears trying to get into Brookdale’s WebAdvisor program (the byzantine labyrinth where all of your passwords and user ID’s go to die) I finally stumbled upon the direct phone …

Welcome to my year of un-disastering my life. My name is Allison and I’m ready to grow up. I have several plans for the next three hundred and fifty five days, most of which …

I’d like to take a moment to discuss a little addiction problem I have.  It’s hard to speak about it publicly, but I think a 12-step program may be in order.  Let me start off …

“So, I heard this rumor …”
It’s a line that can cause a person to either feel the hairs on the back of her neck stand up, or, if you’re like many down the Shore, make …

It’s no wonder New Jersey has one of the highest auto insurance rates in the country. Simple fact: most people here don’t know how to drive. Take for example the Garden State Parkway (GSP or …

I have to wonder, was 2009 a good year for anyone??  I’ve had some disastrous years but this one, by far, takes the cake. Aside from the dwindling economic crisis, my personal life faced a …